Apparent whirlwind hits in Waikanae ...

He swears he is cleaning up but so far this morning he has procrastinated by

• updating the Neighbourhood Watch mailing list
• buying a replacement microwave turntable online
• watching Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer help Trump score an own goal in the Oval Office
• read Nancy Pelosi's comments later about the border wall and shutting down the government being a masculinity issue for the dumpster

 One thing he HASN'T done is bring me another cup of tea!

I sent these photos to Mick and he asked if we'd been burgled - my response was partly unprintable but did include the words "Well if so, they didn't ******* take anything ..."