... we came across an older couple (a wee bit older than us) coming towards us in a kayak this morning. They were on the left hand side, i.e. in my 'lane'. They were perfectly in concert with each other as they dipped and stroked and paddled along.
As they came abreast of us (I moved to the left too - well, it seemed churlish not to), I commented on their great style and synchronised paddling. And I added that they were meant to be on the right hand side.
'Oh yes, we know' said the man, 'but we are staying under the trees.'
Well, that's alright then. 😛😜